Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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