morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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