I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it glows. i had to have it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
