Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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