I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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