Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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