I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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