Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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