nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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