have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
They took my balls.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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