Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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