so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm bleeding and have questions
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