i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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