Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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