Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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