Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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