its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I have post one night stand depression
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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