Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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