Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
So vagazzling was a success
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