yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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