Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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