take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
