My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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