i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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