I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize