he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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