Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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