i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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