I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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