No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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