No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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