There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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