My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You made out with two different species that night
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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