When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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