"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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