You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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