Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We just shotgunned beers for America
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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