TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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