margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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