Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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