the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Is it because I queefed?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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