i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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