You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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