I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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