U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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