TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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