Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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