My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
