There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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