Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
