If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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