I molested 6 butterflies tonight
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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