Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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